Posted On 09 Sep 2013
My wife calls me Shrek sometimes because sometimes I’m like a brute and clumsy.
Because she’s so skinny and I tend to be clumsy, I’d sometimes bump into her, or break things, or scream when I hug her too tightly. She says I laugh at the dumbest things too. Sometimes I let her convince me that I’m perhaps a relative of Shrek…